trashylittlefuck:

women are considered fragile but I’ve never seen anything as easily wounded as a man’s ego

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frenums:

frenums:

3 months ago  +  549,629 notes via )

frenemylife:

Snack pattern.

frenemylife:

Snack pattern.

3 months ago  +  9,718 notes via )

floozys:

once when i was 9 my teacher told me to write the most beautiful love story i could imagine and i wrote a story about a shark and a horse who fell in love and the horse jumped into the sea to be with the shark but it drowned and died and the shark was so sad that it also died

the teacher called my parents

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ailbhe-leamy:

clavicularity:

osamah:

PRESS J AND THEN SHIFT R

WOAH. 

…you know how everyone’s complaining about how every tumblr update makes things worse? i think i’m gonna have to be the one to say, well played tumblr. well played. 

Option+R, not shift, but clever.

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fishingboatproceeds:


sealprinceling
:

“Actual conversations with my 2 year old daughter, as re-enacted by me and another full grown man - Episode 1”

Oh my GOD

This is very true to my experience. 

11 months ago  +  126,595 notes  ( source, via )
tagged as:  #lol

babyblainers:

marissaslifeadventure:

eatmyfrickinpants:

eatmyfrickinpants:

kellyykao:

katear:

i-fuck-nuns:

batgirl2014:

gingeritt:

coffeeafterdark:

I accidentally started playing It’s Time in two different tabs and it basically sounded like this

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This is the best accident ever. 

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HOW DID THIS HAPPEN SO PERFECTLY. 

*o*

my sister and i listened to this together the first time, and when it was barely over, i was like “i hope you don’t mind if i play that again”

i promise, my twin sister and i just played that for the third time and sang the parts, and it was perfection

this is perfect

he’s everywhere, send help.

11 months ago  +  491,187 notes  ( source, via )
tagged as:  #this is super cool tho  #music

bricesander:

Miley speaks for us all. 

11 months ago  +  441,065 notes  ( source, via )
tagged as:  #lol

11 months ago  +  51,869 notes  ( source, via )
tagged as:  #adventure time

botoxheart:

pleatedjeans:

Six seconds well spent.

It was. It was.

11 months ago  +  66,383 notes  ( source, via )
tagged as:  #lol