women are considered fragile but I’ve never seen anything as easily wounded as a man’s ego
once when i was 9 my teacher told me to write the most beautiful love story i could imagine and i wrote a story about a shark and a horse who fell in love and the horse jumped into the sea to be with the shark but it drowned and died and the shark was so sad that it also died
the teacher called my parents
PRESS J AND THEN SHIFT R
…you know how everyone’s complaining about how every tumblr update makes things worse? i think i’m gonna have to be the one to say, well played tumblr. well played.
Option+R, not shift, but clever.
“Actual conversations with my 2 year old daughter, as re-enacted by me and another full grown man - Episode 1”
Oh my GOD
This is very true to my experience.
I accidentally started playing It’s Time in two different tabs and it basically sounded like this
This is the best accident ever.
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN SO PERFECTLY.
my sister and i listened to this together the first time, and when it was barely over, i was like “i hope you don’t mind if i play that again”
i promise, my twin sister and i just played that for the third time and sang the parts, and it was perfection
this is perfect
he’s everywhere, send help.
Miley speaks for us all.